Towels Flannels
Novelty face cloths flannels embroidered naughty rude stocking filler washcloths Valentine’s Day Face/Arse
These grey cotton flannels are hand-embroidered with a bit of cheeky humour — you get one embroidered with FACE and one with ARSE in crisp white thread. At 30cm x 30cm, they're proper washcloths that actually work, not just a joke. Ideal for slipping into a stocking, passing along at Secret Santa, or giving someone who appreciates a bit of bathroom banter. Machine washable at 40 degrees, made by hand here in Wiltshire.
Product Details
- Material
- 100% cotton
- Care
- Machine wash 40°C · Tumble dry low
- Notes
- Towel colour may vary slightly from photos — please check colour options at checkout
Free delivery on orders over £50
Handmade in 3–5 working days · then Royal Mail delivery · Express available
30-day returns
Non-personalised items only. See our returns policy.
Secure payment
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Customer Reviews
“Absolutely beautiful quality. Arrived quickly and was packaged so carefully. Perfect gift!”
“Bought this as a present — the recipient was overwhelmed. Stunning craftsmanship.”
“Second time ordering — never disappointed. The personalisation is perfect every time.”
